Hi! My name is Abe! What's your name? Do you want to sniff my butt? I already smelled yours. You should do something about that.
Anyway, I just got back from the stinky hole that smells like rat poop and lizard breath. It was so much fun! I went with my master Blixa and some other people, one of which was very small and had furry feet that smelled like mushrooms.
We fought a big lizard! Was that the dragon everyone is so worked up about? I got to bite it but it wasn't very tasty. Do you have any food? I like cheese and sausages best. We found some cheese in a goblin house and my master gave me a piece of it. It was yummy! But then a storm blew in. The thunder scared me. But before that we found a magic chair. I sat in it and the magic made all the people smarter so they could understand me.
Then I found a rat hole but the rat was too deep in it for me to bite. You know what's even better than biting rats? Chasing them!
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